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theBeowolfe Segway owner dies after driving a Segway over a cliff? - Oh irony, you're a killer. #NewSegwayWithParachuteComing2011
ulikabbq Segway company owner dies riding a Segway
theBeowolfe Segway creator dies after driving a Segway over a cliff? - Oh irony, you're a killer. #NewSegwayWithParachuteComing2011
theBeowolfe Segway creator dies after driving a Segway over a cliff? Oh irony, you're a killer. #NewSegwayWithParachuteComing2011
jerogers owner of segway died by riding a segway off a cliff. #nojoke
nick_frandsen @AndrewABurt hmm... thats too bad! Don't ride a Segway Off a Cliff! Also Don't ride close to a cliff while on 1!
Chiareality No further comment necessary.
HeathrInSeattle this really isn't funny. or is it?
SHarrisKennedy RIP, but one of those stories you have conflicting emotions too "Segway company owner dies riding a #Segway" off cliff
MatthewDicks If I put something like this into a novel, my editor would say that it's ridiculously improbable, and rightly so
jlhenn seriously? || segway company owner died driving a segway off a cliff
Samantha_Leigh Well, that sucks
SpectroMagical This is sad, but I can't help laughing at the irony... . #segway
terriblepoptart Learns the hard way: MONEY DOESN'T BEAT GRAVITY.
Caraizzle Owner of Segway company plunges off cliff in Segway accident.
y0z2a Segway Company Owner dies on his own product :-(
HangFireFarm #Diedoingwhatyoulovetodo - Telegraph: @addthis
terrykilcullen Telegraph: @addthis #wildcrazynews
yukoabe ?????wwwwww
ClarkHRRahman How does a PR person at segway recover after this? I have no concept. Discuss.
jimmytrent Did this really happen? #CrazyNews
anesiner ??...
rycaut @Darenbbc see for the story from the Telegraph
omaniexplorer #sick people “: Owner of Segway company plunges off cliff in Segway accident. (cont) http://tl.gd/67vt9u
admiral_baby wait, everyone, stop qq'ing over isreal and have a hearty laugh
iPutYouOn How ill is that...
LaBouledogue What a ridiculous way to die.
colinglaum This genius machine is apparently too far ahead of it's time...and cursed. Seway owner plunges to death.
goaskmarti #iwannaknowwhy
SouZou_Inc This is the most ironic thing that's happened in the history of the universe. Wow. Just... WOW.
scottlachut The irony of this situation is rather inescapable despite its overall macabre tragicness. Hope it was a glorious ride.
ThoriWilde The irony in this has destroyed my entire being. Segways fail <3
Stokes2k8 Oh the irony...
globalinfowatch The Frankenstein Curse: the invention kills the inventor. Segway founder flys off a cliff into a river and dies!
jmassaglia yipes, I just read that the owner of Segway rode a segway off a cliff.
mrslillianpucci Owner of Segway company dies in Segway accident #mustfollow #twitter and #teamretweet on #celebrities #fashion
felixmarks That's quite a segue: . #segway
carriequinlan It's funny because it appears to have been an accident
zueri @theswiss @spc85 Passt aber auf! :-)
motioncontrlr Segway inventor dies. Ironic story? At any rate RIP someone that innovative is a loss none the less...
joshtaylorsrow Wow...Define irony.
hxcfairy Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff: #ironic
miiiinime Owner of Segway company dies... On a Segway. Isn't it ironic?
madeitpretty @semolina Did you see this?!
avin_narasimhan yikes
michaelkostin Sad and ironic.
noCinShaffer Owner of Segway dies in the most ironic accident of all time
PeteBrissenden Wow, just wow.
MsAndreaPlaton RT@oliwilde: How soon is too soon to laugh at this? "owner of Segway company dies after riding Segway off a cliff"
CreepySincero dnt mean to sound like an asshole sorta bt this made me laugh inventor of the segway way dies in a segway accidnt
radiodude Owner of Segway company plunges off cliff in Segway accident Plus it remained upright during fall. Not Dean Kamen
tillyny Segway owner "segways into the next world"
brubs "Segway company owner dies riding his own segway off cliff" ahahaha isn't it ironic?
rhar75 “: Owner of Segway company plunges off cliff in Segway accident. . Plus... it (cont) http://tl.gd/67u686
Krista_ih0lic RT Owner of Segway company plunges off cliff in Segway accident. . Plus...it remained upright during entire fall.
treyasmith “: Owner of Segway company plunges off cliff in Segway accident. . Plus... it (cont) http://tl.gd/67u4sm
anilrac @duaba Harold (@waphle) is going to be devastated.....he loves Segways.
plannedaccident Isn't it ironic... dontcha think? A little too ironic, oh yeah I really do think...
johntandlich Segway company owner dies riding twowheeled machine off cliff @andylevy @bostonrandy @proctorshow How's that for irony?
stuef The Segway guy and his Segway were by each other's side when they died. We should all be so lucky. #love
Maxbp Probably the worst advertisement ever for the Segway
ImFocusdMan77 rt: toptweets
billatfleishman Segway company owner dies riding his off cliff: @addthis
molinayadigg Segway company owner rides a Segway off a cliff? Yikes
deathreflection RT Owner of Segway company plunges off cliff in Segway accident. . Plus... it remained upright during entire fall
duaba srsly, u cant write this!
jakeencinas @jasonmatheson #segway death being treated as an accident. "At this time we do not believe the death to be suspicious."
drinkgal Oh my. Creator of Segway falls off a cliff while riding... a Segway
erin_carey Dare you not to laugh.
La_Laowa Invention kills inventor
PhotogDwight Dang... Owner of Segway company plunges off cliff in Segway accident. . #RVA
DWHY Maybe the oddest, ironic, (and unfortunately humorous) headline/news story I've ever read
stevenpgregory In tragically ironic fall, founder of Segway dies in Segway accident
UKCATSFAN1998 FYI This is the maker of the HESCO barrier that saves 1000's of lives in Iraq/Afghanistan ea yr.
BillieO2 @Ivonbartok Hard to believe isn't it!
jdavidflynn I thought if this would happen to anyone it would have been Gob Bluth #segway
nickandrews segway dude dies on segway.. rolling off a cliff
bgajus Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff #FAIL
Happicamp Oh, the irony
DSS828 That's quite an advertisement.
Ivonbartok This might not be good for sales
dennisnl 'Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff' #oeps #darwinawards
DutchSquirrel How crazy is that
c_r_evans Segway owner died as he lived--looking like a complete goofball.
MrWag001 I know death shouldn't be funny, but...
SweetJohn Crazy! Segway Company owner dies using Segway.
mxwong90 Segway company owner dies in Segway accident. Wow.
huntertrip Confirmation that GOD does have a twisted sense of humor
jonathanmace Segway owner dies riding Segway off cliff
Baronvonmonk Oops. I always thought those things looked unstable
hannawatts Owner of Segway company plunges off cliff in tragic accident: . But... it remained upright during the entire fall.
jj_uy too soon yo RT: @mileskahn: Owner of Segway Co dies on Segway Isn't the real story that Segways have become self-aware?
EmilyAnthes Segway company owner dies in Segway accident
Eric_Ramsey The 395th richest man in the world drove a Segway off a tall cliff yesterday. Did I mention he was the owner of Segway.
Edward_westwick Just heard about the accident... RIP Jimi Heselden
jess_yang inventor of "jogging" also died from jogging
AchimMuellers Telegraph: Kismet?
PLANET9_MUSIC IN OTHER SUPER-IRONIC NEWS: The owner of the Segway dies in a bizarre Segway accident....
joegalvan RIP Mr. Segway
joegalvan @MikeyIsLosing what u doin back on twitter?
AdamAtWvlog RT: @Slate: The owner of the Segway company dies after riding his Segway off a cliff @patsearle
Gabriel_Summers >>
Atlasburning Life imitates The Onion...
foti_OS Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff.
TheWayneEvans Segway owner reverses of a cliff! he was leaning the wrong way apparently.
shootthegap I know I shouldn't laugh, but ......
sethwmcconnell Trending: Owner of Segway company plunges off cliff in Segway accident. Whaaaaa?
shazanagoff More irony..
FoughtTheLaw LOL'd so hard I snorted: "Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff - ( @owlsquid)"
haasje @vincente rij voorzichtig!!! Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff
fraze9er Reminds me a headline from @TheOnion: "Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff"
INTEGRALdf Jimi Heselden 0 vs Ironía + 1
nellanetsirk umm, what?
Noam25 Is it wrong to be amused already? The owner of Segway company dies after riding Segway off a cliff
purevisionary seriously. what a way 2 go out. segway owner plunges off a cliff on his segway. #segway
oddeh Know I shouldn't but Hahahahahhaha!
anghelides Sad about Segway death... but is the news coverage balanced?
bubblesquat Wow! How #IRONIC - Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff
ray_khan I better stop offroading with my Segway
joshguerette Segway owner dies after he drives his Segway off a cliff I couldn't make this up #irony
mozaffar Strange tragedy. Owner of Segway corporation rides his Segway off a cliff and dies.
brianjkim I really thought this was from theonion #Segway
andreausu MUOIO XD
ppetow Oh my. This is awkward.
thisismikesothe Trying. To. Not. Laugh.
compufirm Segway owner dies riding own machine! #Yikes
chaplainlc Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeler off cliff. What a way to go!
nicoleishida The very definition of irony. Segway owner dies riding segway off cliff
PlanetComicon Segway company owner drives Segway over a cliff in UK & dies. Weird. (from @JasonMBaldwin - thanks for this one jason!)
hoovis BigJonny
VirginiaCNg What a sad irony.
SeattleKimD So sad...
bademu This is going to be an awkward all-staff meeting: Segway company owner dies after riding Segway off cliff
owlsquid Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff - ( @brendanlee)
TheJasonJones I wonder if it landed on it's wheels...?
ieatsnowmanpoop Ironic huh
jimfieldsmith How soon is too soon to laugh at this?
kaylahencsei Segway owner dead after riding segway off cliff.
snarkin Tragic irony=office humor. Segway comany owner dies in a Segway accident.
amitksood Wow...the irony.
therealmix Damn! The Owner of Segway plunges off cliff on a Segway.
oneinamillian @nigglypuff suicide i think #TheMoreYouKnow
paulworthington @CyberJMC66 Yes, it's for real. Here are the earliest source reports Iv'e seen: and http://bit.ly/9ovxq5
minliangtan Segway owner rides to his death on a Segway. Irony. I can just see the headlines if I choke on one of our mice.
rob_blue “: Owner of Segway company plunges off cliff in Segway accident. . it remained upright during entire fall.”
interboynet Slate: The owner of the Segway company dies after riding his Segway off a cliff @stevenj... http://ping.fm/InULd
MrTom Not the best way to promote your product
sposhrock Ironic story of the year came late for 2010: #segway
PawPrintsMag Now this is irony! "Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff"
elainespiller Actual (not Onion) headline: ""
garyburton At least the Segway guy didn't die of embarrassment.
galwithdimples and this, children, is called going out in style > Owner of Segway company plunges off cliff in Segway accident.
kevinaxevirant #iwannaknowwhy This is truly sad, but somehow very ironic! #Segway #Irony
LuluArroyo The importance of understanding the Features & Benefits of your product: Segway owner dies, falls off cliff: #RIP
barryeisler John Rain?
Wkingbg What are the chances? Owner of Segway Company Dies After Driving Famous Scooter Off Cliff
scentl3ss !!!
oriolferrer Scary Twist of Destiny: Segway company owner dies riding his Segway (off a cliff).
brendanthrashin Owner of Segway dies driving his Segway off a cliff.
APYTJD The irony. " @WesleyVaughn
bryansamo Segway owner rides segway off cliff.
kyleantivenin Isn't there an Alanis song about this? Owner of Segway company plunges off cliff in Segway accident.
MIGUE1ANGE1 “: Unreal.
UGBBG_PMS Owner of Segway company plunges off cliff in Segway accident. Hilarious.
socialdoodle OMG another genius left us, RIP
gcgarvey How exactly does one lose control of a Segway? I thought that was the whole point.
mswansonxi Owner of Segway company plunges off cliff in Segway accident. :: #Marketing
itsamicroworld Honestly, I thought this was a joke.
lisajoanie What the....
Luuseens I might be a horrible person.. Still, this is kind of ironic: "Segway Boss Dies After Driving Segway Off Cliff"
JohnMFlores Segway company owner dead
JohnWaggoner Segway company owner drives his segway off cliff, dies
MuchAdoMktg Yikes! Segway company owner dies in freak accident--on Segway.
emerson26 Oh the irony. Owner of Segway company plunges off cliff in Segway accident. . Talk about Segway going Wrongway.
fernandobeteta #woopsadazers...Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff
JamieDiamond Geez: Segway company owner dies riding segway off cliff
LatinPoint hmmm... and I thought those things were safe... #segway
JillFilipovic Not nice to laugh at people dying, but: "Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff"
anniecm I know I'm a horrible person but this made me lol a little bit: #segway
MixRaleigh Segway owner won't be at next Mix event
danielkarma Segway company owner dies after riding segway off cliff. That just sucks.
kionsanders Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff @PaulMatson
Watchtower533 The owner of the Segway company died after riding one of the two-wheeled machines off a cliff and into a river.
Sidderick anybody else think the Segway news is is dead funny even though it really shouldn't be?
leahann yeah...gob needs to more careful or he might have a death accident like #segway owner did on his...
keirreadams Owner of Segway Comp dies in Segway accident - >> WTH? I'ma have a hard time getting the picture out of my head
vincicat [?] Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff
OmaVintage This is almost too ironic to be true...
revtrader Segway company drives Segway off a cliff. First metaphorically, now literally. It's funny 'cause he died
JoshuaTufts It would be ironic if not so tragic
johnkuan Owner of the Segway company drives his machine off a cliff, into a river, an dies.
LaCure The following headline is NOT from The Onion: Owner of Segway Dies In Segway Accident. -_
Goosecomics What a way to go
Reptile214 Mind blowing
eritterconn @eannpickens
sorvall_sergal Oh the irony the Segway company owner fell off a cliff while riding the stupid device #fail
BriefWit Segway company owner dies on Segway!
jeff_phillips President of Segway drives a Segway over a cliff. Dies.
miao0726 The owner of the Segway company dies after riding his Segway off a cliff
MagnificentChin Holy shit
mim_n Oh man...
youngh0llywo0d Thats insane
melaniemitchell Segway Founder Dies In Freak Accident.... On A Segway
jessprice65 Segways are good for something
juliebird27 So hard to ride!!
Merujo He segued directly into the next life: Because that's the way he rolled. I'm going to Hell. #segway #death #oops
pigduck WTF. FOR REAL?!
stevereads Please, god: don't let me die ironically. #SegwayFail
msstewart Owner of Segway company dies after riding his Segway off a cliff
aubreandrus WHAT?
keligoff In the sad but ironic news dept. the prez of Segway dies after riding 1 off of a cliff. No joke
Enderle When technology bites back, owner of Segway company killed by Segway @NMessier
YAgrrb Oh boy.
OJHeroForHire Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff #wtf
Frassington That's a bitch!
al_vimh New HoverSegway (TM) proves disastrous failure.
Bessiejking damn, RT@Slate The owner of the Segway company dies after riding his Segway off a cliff @stevenjayl
Kevin__Wharton Not that it's funny, but you have to see the humor in the irony. #Segway Company owner dies...
bunny_car Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff - Telegraph
elitistczar wtf, really?
charliesaidthat Got to be a prank right? >> Owner of Segway company plunges off cliff in Segway accident.
HeatFan Owner of Segway dies in Segway accident. . For making fun of this I might go to hell, but I don't believe in hell.
sandy_burnett More "Fine" than "Segway" ... - @HolyMoly & @joemuggs
supersloth !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
afatato No. Way. #segway
ensable This seems like it ought to be a hoax: Segway co. owner dies riding Segway off a cliff & into a river - @sivavaid
NMessier The guy who invented The Segway (two wheeled vehicle) died by running it off a cliff #irony #monday #notjoking
TonyCrimaldi Glad I didn't invent the Segway...
LarysaW The irony - Owner of Segway UK plunges off cliff in Segway accident. #fail
neilindc You can't make this up. New Segway owner drives Segway over a cliff and dies. . Tragic irony.
picturelg i wonder if this will effect the stock price of the company....
djnicknitro Jimi was a man who liked to lean alot. It makes sense that he leaned to his death, as he did during life.
notesboy38 Well isn't this ironic! Owner of Segway company die riding a Segway!!
jessieyarbrough Segway executive dies in fall from cliff, allegedly while riding Segway. Live by the sword...
wordsbywilson Stranger than fiction
dandal1on Creeeeepy!.
tonerkungen This is gonna be bad for business...
shoogyboomz I'm sorry, but this is hilarious.
timstewartnz The owner of Segway company dies after riding a Segway off a cliff and into a river. Bizzare. Read more here
TheGiuce “@Slate: The owner of the Segway company dies after riding his Segway off a cliff @stevenjayl”
mega_tr owner of Segway,,died on his own product.. hee?? sedih ato ironis ye.. tp segway the best lah!! ..
dubsak Comic tragedy?
chicosalcedo he who lived because of segway, died because of segway.
mburchett2 Good thing he was on an offroad Segway when he died. It'll be much easier to traverse those bumpy clouds in heaven.
PROPHITPAN “: Owner of Segway company plunges off cliff in Segway accident. . Plus... it (cont) http://tl.gd/67qslj
AfroMexiCurls @LiteBrite00 Owner of Segway company plunges off cliff in Segway accident it remained upright during entire fall.
CITYist Whoa.
Savethecyclone Irony at its finest
MandaOtto I was just informed that this wasn't intended to be funny
felloff Dude. The inventor of the Segway has died - fell off a cliff. On a Segway. #CantMakeThisStuffUp: Dude. The inv...
jmegs Oops
imcshe Wow!
mega_tr watt??
alpinnix Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff #lulz
keeganadriance Oh, the irony.
rossweidner Whoops.
TimBravo Dude. The inventor of the Segway has died - fell off a cliff. On a Segway. #CantMakeThisStuffUp
cassandravb Segway company owner drove his Segway off a cliff and died. RIP.
amonjar STOP.
TSSHarper And he's riding a Segway to heaven.
jjjuice There's no appropriate segway for this
kembrew What a way to go.
boobajones Fail.
jeroener I love the #irony
cyberslate Tragic irony. No, not @theonion post
rjbee Ironic (and sad): Owner of Segway dies after riding his Segway off a cliff ( @Slate)
zekesmith Wow. Seriously?
JimDC Surreal.
ericalloyd The owner of the Segway company dies after riding his Segway off a cliff ( @stevenjayl)
OmemeeOzzie In light of my 2 recent (positive) experiences with Segways, I had to share: Segway company owner dies riding off cliff
billgifford How life resembles The Onion, part 236
MattJMcD Sad irony
jeffmaysh Is this REAL? The owner of the Segway company dies after riding his Segway off a cliff
twit_free Now *this* is irony. The owner of the Segway company dies after riding his Segway off a cliff
ivymcallister Segway co. owner dies. After driving one off a cliff. Into a river.
chrisflockton Apparently The Onion has acquired The Telegraph.
pokeHQ what a seg-way to go
MikeSnavely Owner of Segway co crashes Segway and dies. #irony
fqq1000 ???????????
jeffgoblue Admit it, you think this is kinda funny
sofffiaaa I love life
misterdart !!!! Rt @Slate: The owner of the Segway company dies after riding his Segway off a cliff @stevenjayl
yuri_morimori Ouch!
pd_rickards Segway company owner drive one of the two-wheeled machines off a cliff and into a river. ..and dead: #irony
mattcg From life into death - the ultimate segue /#segway
slate The owner of the Segway company dies after riding his Segway off a cliff @stevenjayl
boltbucket1800 Segway Company Owner Discovers Segway Not Aerial Vehicle, Dies
jaymiek No. Way. Jimi Heselden, owner of Segway, dies in a Segway accident
SaraLerner unreal.
jschedeen Tragic irony of the day - The creator of the Segway died when he accidentally drove his Segway of a cliff.
calmbeat “@shak: ”
blythou Segway poetic justice
ArturoMacias he witnessed both the rise & "literal-fall" of his product #uncalledfor
Feisty_Onion Cripes. Just been alerted to this: :O
its_crussell Be careful riding white and nerdy guys, #Segway Inc. owner just rode his over a cliff to his death...
mmills023 Guy who OWNS Segway....drives one over cliff and dies!!
mariaalindholm LÄGG AV
KristinaxB owner of segway company plunges off cliff in segway accident. what the crap?
stevenjayl The Brit who bought Segway drives his Segway over a cliff and dies? You can't make that stuff up.
nickwilk The machines are fighitng back. #SkyNet
kfuja Wow. The CEO of the Segway Company died... by Segway.
whrobinson What?! "Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff"
sechoco “@takehislight: Segway ?? Jimin Heselde. Segway? ?? ? ???? ??? ?? ???. ” ??...
halbeatty Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff
ConnellMcGill RT@techstartups - Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff
ncnvenientruth for anyone seeking the true, true definition of irony...here it is
smcnichol Whoah.
efr0702 Fitting irony?
emmizzykay @scandb Oh, you mean like this?
ciaobella50 Oh My !!! The British guy that acquired Segway from Dean Kamen dies riding a Segway off a cliff ( @peterlattman)
jaynawallace This may not be the best PR for Segway » Segway company owner dies after riding Segway off cliff: / @bgarlinghouse
heusar I will buy dinner for whomever writes me the snarkiest haiku about this
joshkeown Want to laugh .... can't laugh ... want to laugh ... can't laugh.
cmlaprade Man who invented Segway machine dies while riding one.
bgarlinghouse This will be tough on sales of the segway!
samanthaettus RT Oy gevalt. The British guy that acquired Segway from Dean Kamen dies riding a Segway off a cliff ( @peterlattman)
DanceFittDiva <<WOW. Funny & sad @ the same e>>
jeanettemshaw "Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff." Hello, it's Monday.
koalabaerchen The reason not to invent stuff that can kill you: UK Segway CEO died in Segway accident
scullenator Segway co. owner dies by riding segway off cliff ...
dragonspyrit Segwey company owner dies after driving segwey over cliff. Am I a bad person for being amused?
TheANMShow Can I LOL?
absolutmaddness Segway company owner dies riding Segway off cliff << this is comedy meets reality smh
johnb78 Satire/life boundary: had to look this story up several times before believing it wasn't a mean gag: #segwayDEATH
heusar @hmcp omg.... is this real? ( @hmcp)
synthevillain @7wounds #omg
DarienAllison Sadly ironic (and just a teensy bit funny). Owner of the Segway company dies in a segway accident.
GreatScottM Segway inventor guy rides Segway off cliff and dies.
annemetz Word of warning to Gob Bluth
rexpr Happy Monday! Now, for today's most ironic news story...
Bree_R Yikes!
nematome Quintessential Irony (or "He died doing what he loved"?)
dnee what what what? The owner of Segway dead after accidentally riding his Segway off a cliff
fumbleweeds This could hurt sales.
backstagebethy lol
64alexz19 wat sneu nou. #Segway
JamiesenBorak Wow. Crazy.
shawnabraham Can't make this stuff up!
Jonna39 An unfortunate incident with a Segway. Asimov anyone?
mattottinger Segway company owner dies from riding Segway off cliff
BadKungFoo Segway tycoon Jimi Heselden dies after riding his two-wheeled invention off a cliff and into a river
RichardShepherd The ironic death of the Segway inventor... (thanks to @japes)
ColinEnglish Segway sales to fall off a cliff too?
jayfournier Err - Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff
adam_ps Oh. The owner of the Segway company has died after riding one of his machines off a cliff and into a river.
atomicsunshine Oh, this is just sad. And ironic: Segway company owner dies from Segway accident
therealPKamath @acorn Segway CEO dies after accidentally riding his Segway off of a cliff
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therealPKamath @thecomicproject Segway CEO dies after accidentally riding his Segway off of a cliff
piaktw Nuff said > 1+
BIFW Wtf!?
howiewmg This isn't REALLY funny; but it does seem that the real news & The Onion have become virtually indistinguishable!
lizzzing Dude made a huge mistake. #segway
pharmagossip Oh the irony!
abonel #WTF
xoxoCox Owner of the Segway company dies driving one over a cliff!
CerromeRUSSELL Segway Company owner dies....while riding a Segway
EmilOberg Oh the irony. Segway owner dies riding his machine off cliff /v @agaton @mattiasmiksche
cremers Segway owner dies while on a Segway... Sad
carleab @Shaw_Girl
soulflsepulcher Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff and into river @FierceWireless
BajenTumult From billyrim Segway company owner dies riding Segway off cliff Who didnt see that commin?
mattiasmiksche Really sad - but then again, very funny: Segway owner dies riding his machine off cliff
tunaslut he who lives by the segway.....
johnfogde Segway owner dies in Segway accident. Isn't that Alanis? Yes, I really do think.
rrwood @Bill_Ironside made me smile a little bit
Boggler Can this possibly be true #Segway owner drives off a cliff
erinnyc Owner of Segway dies in Segway accident.
Easy_Miller Is it wrong to laugh??
jonathanwald Was probably texting
jurosaur It was funny until I read the article o.O
SchnitzelNGritz Sheesh
shiteseats Looks like he was ashamed of being associated with Shola
markydwilson Not a great advert for the Segway
StrachanLit It's terrible, but I can't get Roadrunner imagery out of my head. Death of Segway founder
thisisjukebox owner of Segway dies after riding his machine off a cliff in tragic / bizarre Segway accident
Rob_Irwin @dontlookaway and he's buying a Segway to heaven...
mileskahn Owner of Segway Co. dies on Segway. Isn't the real story that Segways have become self-aware?
amydaugustine Bizarre.
hbmcreations Segway company owner dies after riding a segway off of a cliff
Twin_Mary Segway company owner dies riding Segway off cliff Dai, fa quasi ridere! -.-"
CarlSorvino Funny and sad - "Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff" ( @flytip) ( @Malbonnington)
sharki This shit hits too close to home man. What if this was me?
michaelpiliero Jeez-> "Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff" ( @flytip) ( @Malbonnington)
robbyrussell Segway CEO dies after accidentally riding his Segway off of a cliff...
mpk33 Segway CEO, company owner, dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff
eyetie Segway to heaven. #mindthegap
zombiepierate There's nothing more enjoyable than a poignantly ironic tale involving segways at 2am.
howard_jones Some companies will do anything to get in the paper
Steve_Bromley Shouting "bellboy"? “: ”
kimberlyarnold < irony ( @mzyw)
chrisonea < There are so many silly obvious things to say about this
djai Bizarre...
Vanessa_Woodman Holy moly! Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff. @flytip ”
bassbeat Maybe there IS such thing as bad advertising
donaldturnbull Segway Company Owner Killed Riding A Segway
mitchinator ( >
Journalismo Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff What the hell?
malbonnington Too bizarre for words - "Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff" ( @flytip)
flytip “@FierceWireless: Awful. But also just bizarre: Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff. ”
frankroche I had to read this 3x to make sure it wasn't written by The Onion: Owner of Segway co. dies rolling off cliff
valmoral Isnt it ironic...don't ya think? A little too ironic... CEO dies after accidentally riding his Segway off of a cliff
RyanMcNutt From the "you can't make this up," file: Segway company owner dies riding Segway off cliff
nanila File under: It's not 1st April? Really? (Segway company owner rides Segway off cliff, dies.)
iantivey Tony Haywood's PR advisors have been at it again...
josh_bkr Umm...what? Wow.
LeandraLee Segway CEO dies after riding his Segway off of a cliff LOL MUCH ??
magisterrex Wow, death by Segway
davehornsby This is sad but sort of funny too... Segway company owner dies riding Segway off cliff
ScottPiro Bizarre !!! "@taltalk: The owner of Segway just died - after riding a Segway off a clip: @effifuks @gilru"
blisk obs INTE The Onion
simonwhitty Segway owner dies after riding Segway off cliff!
johnrsimpson Nick Skerritt, be wary of cliffs
alexwfrost Segway CEO dies after accidentally riding his Segway off of a cliff
macklet Jimi, you really went over the top this time with your ad campaign.
EpicNancyLee Owner of Segway Dies In Segway Accident
rosethouartsick I thought the Segway guy's death was a joke at first
hullablue I should not laugh, but I did
josephshell This is not funny.
saqibiqbalahmed Segway company owner, Jimi Heselden, dies. Rode his Segway off a cliff. Ironic or what?
Jens_Holmberg Ödets ironi
ImaCornStar Am I evil 4 laughing?
sara_charlotta sick! tur @young_jeansie bara fick ont i knät?!
GigerPunk "Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff" NOT a good advert;Off-road also includes Off-cliffs?
madaerodog Talk about irony : Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff
damoxy “@glasshouseapps: ” oh the irony!
Bill_Ironside I know it isn't funny and you shouldn't smile.. But..
billyrim Segway company owner dies riding Segway off cliff
fiercewireless Awful. But also just bizarre: Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff.
CorbinHiar Share price soon to follow? #badPR
creativesqueeze Put my order for one-man personable mobility replacement to my trusty steel steed on hold for now
donisys Irony has no soul but does have a sweet condo in Cabo.
cincinnatipov Irony.
MarcusRoss To be fair, they always knew SOMEBODY would die on one.
jenneke Very ironic.
superemmjay There's a new picture to accompany the Wikipedia entry for "irony"
Maccan75 Segway company owner dies after ridig two-wheeled machine off cliff: ( @jampa)
JNRMSY And they look so harmless too...
babyexpat Oh no -- it's not April 1 either.
JTHAMZ LMFAO THE CEO OF SEGWAY JUST DROVE HIS OFF A CLIFF AND DIED. #LMFAO i shoud NOT be laughing
wolfalice ... That's an insane story, by the way. Poor guy. []
AnnieLowrey Oh dear.
hugojpinto Shiiit
Rob_Malden wow talk about irony. Segway company owner has died after riding segway off cliff. #MorningNews
ChrisYearsley Segway owner dies riding one of a cliff. Grim.
todreh He died doing what he loved, among his beloved cliffs.
transitguru @bus15237 I thought Segways were dangerous, but the owner of Segway dies after riding one off a cliff!
Tony_Bessinger Segway CEO killed by Segway.
philipheyde Now that's bad marketing!
para_sight An interesting segue from life into afterlife...
vanessacmueller Not even money can save you from accident, enjoy life while you can - Segway company owner dies riding Segway off cliff
houbi Da's pas reclame: Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff #nottheonion #echtwaar
EpicureanDeal Cue up the segues. MT @peterlattman: British guy who acquired Segway from Dean Kamen dies riding a Segway off a cliff.
zigzackly Segway company owner, Jimi Heselden, dies. Rode his Segway off a cliff.
WebSquirrel CEO of Segway dies driving Segway off a cliff #youcouldntmakeitup /
feelmybicep cant beat a PR stunt that ends in death
MoGreen661 / Really????
p1tsy @diaryofaledger STOP PRESS - Late bid to top your 'iconic death' poll :-)
para_sight I shouldn't laugh at this but I can't help it
BrandonKohler1 say what? RIP Segway owner
suburbman Segway owner dies after accidentally driving his Segway over a cliff
p1tsy I've never said LOL before. I may never say it again. But - - LOL
harrieverveer Ok, this is pretty ironic: "Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff" ( @ilsepielse)
jasko Owner of Segueway dies after riding one of his machines off a cliff. No, it's not an Onion joke. [ @dddiana]
LSal92 The irony
kathygc Is this a joke? #segway
tcarmody OMG is god-damn-right. Jesus.
halden2714 “: ” #lol #fb
bobtiki I really thought this was a joke. Alas: Segway company owner dies possibly riding Segway off cliff /
areyoulaura Segway company owner dies riding Segway off cliff? Bummer! @carltonreid
peterlattman Oy gevalt. The British guy that acquired Segway from Dean Kamen dies riding a Segway off a cliff. ( @hnmoore)
meinaart ;o dat is wel heel ironisch :o
mikeyjhay What a (seg)way to go!
jjmmma Segway company owner fell into the River on a Segway...
Doctor_Six Pants-pissingly funny
DeeTeeUK I can't stop laughing at this. Bad & wrong.
nyloncube In a tribute to Quadrophenia, the owner of the Segway company has driven off a cliff.
segwaysmiles We are very sad to hear about the death of Jimi Heselden (), owner of Segway. Our thoughts are with his family.
WhoHarr I'm not laughing because that would be wrong
ThisisRudi Now that's unfortunate...
Dntje *Proest* (sorry...)
stuwrigley Sad but ironic tht even the boss can't control it: Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff
mattleys Oops.
stegley_80 No Way! “@TelegraphNews: ”
infomobster Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff - = bizarre end @xavieradam #segway
louisehector Surely the way he would have wanted to go
XavierAdam Unfortunate #Segway news earlier
a51m At first I laughed, but now I'm sad!
justusbruns # - Mooie dood, toch?
zebslc “@BenedictEvans
shelovestowrite No!
zeemonkee #segway to be renamed "Acme". Meep meep !
michaelcross Whatever your opinion of Segways, perhaps this headline could have been phrased more delicately?
dawnhfoster WOAH
hyslop Oh jeepers!
jillmeisner Crazy!
gimboland wtf?
Lombear It is so wrong but ... BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Q_614 Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies! Lol
MsGoodhew Oh my.
Booradley_D This is why you shouldn't ride a segway.
dingotookmybaby @sleeperspublish @mslouiseswinn Segway company owner dies riding Segway off cliff well that jokes over
Go_segway “@Rommy74: Segway company owner dies ridingSegway off cliff trying to get more info from Uk base :-(
BritPod Sort of ironic, yet not
adamrh I know I shouldn't laugh but.. Segway owner rides his machine off a cliff to his death
nalgape Far be it from me to laugh at another man's demise, but the owner of Segue drove his Segue off a cliff and died #win
paul_hainsworth Segway company owner dies in freak accident!
V1talspark Oh dear!
Sherrardb “: Segway CEO dies after riding his Segway off of a cliff: / @Tim” #darwinawards candidate of the week
amsterdamized # > I miss the usual ending: "He wasn't wearing a helmet"
joeysavitz Life imitates Wile E. Coyote
mrkh_photo You know you shouldn't laugh but you can't help it #segway #death #irony
carolduncan @cranky_kaplan “@ejcallow
Bizzy_bee It's a Segway disaster!
TheRealMariaC Did not smile at this.
xalieri Live by the sword, die by the Segway
chrisworth But did he land in an upright position?
ryanblak Not sure why I find this quite so funny -> RT: @lakey
jacobsladder71 How ironic
CallingAdam The inventor of the Segway died after riding one off of a cliff LMFAO
kesp Oof. Segway company owner dies riding Segway off cliff: ( , @benedictevans, @digitaldancanon)
moonjam RT
goffik RT: : >> No. Fucking. WAY!
stephencgrant What a segway to go.
chrisred Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff :(
TommyFlisher blimey. are we sure this wasn't a Quadrophenia moment?
charlie628 Woah - Segway CEO has died, by accidentally riding his Segway off a cliff. Srsly.
D_For_Dalrymple But it's not even 1 April!
erikawas Holy crap! “@graubart: Yikes - thought this was @onion headline
OliverBudworth OOPS!
profanityswan Grim.
nGrinderJP @benedictevans
jenny_0326 PR disaster in the making.
MrMcDowall ( @TelegraphNews)
deltorro01 Segway company owner dies riding Segway off cliff ( @mckjerral)
salihughes *bites tongue*
tiredbees NO WAY, IS THAT REAL?
kevindixie Bad advert for Segway
elisabeth_pinto Oh dear... @tonyveitchUK
MisterSpong With thanks to @tonycowards for highlighting this absolute gem
graubart Yikes - thought this was @onion headline
JustGregWallis OMG, the sad irony!
Rommy74 Not a good seg-way to go
BigGibb Can't get greener than that...
Rommy74 Not a segway good to go
lizlarvin oh dear
jhemusinsignia Horrible irony
bigdaddymerk @Mitch1984 Segway company owner dies riding Segway off cliff
IrishPress
molesworth_1 I dare you not to laugh... ( D. Tel)
arjunsankalia Ouch. Poor chap.
TheFarmersWife3 @WarwickADavis @SammyDDavis have u seen this? Segway company owner dies riding segway off cliff so be careful!
WazL Is it still schadenfreude if you just think its funny? From @gordon_white
c_dangerfield Desperately trying to think of a pun
dddiana Oh man, so sad.
OpenEyeComms Too, too ironic !
eds_m OMG!!!